Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Psssst It's a secret

I've finally landed a big fish. Can't tell you who it is right now, but he is a major player in politics. If I play my cards right I can get some real food, instead of the crap my Liberal owner feeds me. She's a member of PETA. She don't understand, some dogs need to fucking die.

It's a dangerous game I'm playing though. I don't want to end up like Bertha. Dumb Bitch probably got pregnant.